I Would Rather Masturbate Vinyl Sticker

Name: I Would Rather Masturbate Vinyl Sticker
Brand: Punky Pins
SKU: ST-LAP-217
Price: 3.50 GBP
Availability: InStock

£3.50

Tax included.

Free UK delivery over £15 · Order by 10am (Mon–Fri) for same-day dispatch

Hard wearing durable vinyl laptop sticker, measuring approx 79mm x 76mm . Design by Cat Lobo

📦 Order by 10am (Mon–Fri) for same-day dispatch
⚡ Special Delivery: order by 11:30am
🕙 All cut-off times are UK time

We dispatch Monday to Friday, excluding bank holidays. Orders after the cut-off, or during busy periods, usually go out the next working day. Our prices are set in pounds (£); amounts in brackets are approximate, and the exact amount is shown in your currency at checkout. Delivery times are estimates, not guarantees.

🇬🇧 UK
🇪🇺 Europe
🇺🇸 USA
🇨🇦 Canada
🇦🇺 Australia
🇳🇴 Norway
🇨🇭 Switzerland

Where	Delivery from	Free delivery	Duties
🇬🇧 UK	£3.50	£15+	None
🇪🇺 Europe	£6 (~€7.35)	£35+ (~€43)	Depends on country
🇺🇸 USA	£6.99 (~$9.45)	£35+ (~$48)	Paid at checkout
🇨🇦 Canada	£8 (~C$15.45)	£50+ (~C$97)	On delivery
🇦🇺 Australia	£9 (~A$17.80)	£60+ (~A$119)	On delivery
🇳🇴 Norway	£6 (~kr 78)	—	On delivery
🇨🇭 Switzerland	£6 (~CHF 6.75)	—	On delivery

🇬🇧 United Kingdom · free over £15

Service	Price	Delivery after dispatch
Royal Mail 48	£3.50 · free over £15	Usually 2–3 working days
Royal Mail 24	£5	Usually next working day
Special Delivery Guaranteed by 1pm	£10	Guaranteed by 1pm next working day · fully tracked, signed for

Royal Mail 24 and 48 come with delivery confirmation. Special Delivery’s guarantee excludes weekends and bank holidays, so Friday dispatches are normally guaranteed for Monday. Some remote postcodes take longer.

🇪🇺 Europe (EU) · free over £35 (~€43)

Service	Price	Delivery after dispatch
Royal Mail International Standard (untracked)	£6 (~€7.35) · free over £35 (~€43) Italy: £7 (~€8.55)	3–5 working days
Royal Mail International Tracked	£11 (~€13.45) Italy: £12 (~€14.65)	3–5 working days

✓ Duties paid at checkout, nothing to pay on arrival
Austria, Belgium, Cyprus, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Ireland, Italy*, Luxembourg, Malta, the Netherlands, Portugal, Slovakia, Spain and Sweden.
Any duties are added at checkout (including on free-delivery orders) and we cover the customs handling fees. *Italy also has a €2 local customs admin fee, collected on delivery.

⚠ Duties collected on delivery
Bulgaria, Croatia, Czechia, Greece, Hungary, Latvia, Lithuania, Poland and Slovenia.
Customs duties and handling fees aren’t included at checkout; your local postal service collects them before or on delivery, including on free-delivery orders.

For orders of €150 or less, local VAT is already included in the prices you see. Ordering more than €150? Get in touch first so we can confirm delivery and import charges. Customers in Denmark, Sweden, Czechia, Hungary and Poland will see prices in their own currency.

🇺🇸 United States · free over £35 (~$48)

Service	Price	Delivery after dispatch
Tracked delivery, duties paid	£6.99 (~$9.45) · free over £35 (~$48)	Usually 6–10 working days

✓ Duties paid at checkout, nothing to pay on arrival
We ship duties paid (DDP). Any duties and import taxes are calculated at checkout, including on free-delivery orders, and we pay them before delivery.

All US orders are tracked. Please allow extra time for customs and busy periods.

🇨🇦 Canada · free over £50 (~C$97)

Service	Price	Delivery after dispatch
Tracked delivery	£8 (~C$15.45) · free over £50 (~C$97)	Usually 5–8 working days

⚠ Import charges collected on delivery
Delivery prices don’t include Canadian import taxes, customs duties or carrier handling fees. Any charges are payable by the recipient before or on delivery, including on free-delivery orders.

All orders to Canada are tracked. Please allow extra time for customs and busy periods.

🇦🇺 Australia · free over £60 (~A$119)

Service	Price	Delivery after dispatch
Tracked delivery	£9 (~A$17.80) · free over £60 (~A$119)	Usually 5–8 working days

⚠ Import charges may be collected on delivery
Unless collected at checkout, any Australian import taxes, customs duties and carrier handling fees are payable by the recipient before or on delivery, including on free-delivery orders.

All orders to Australia are tracked. Please allow extra time for customs and busy periods.

🇳🇴 Norway · from £6 (~kr 78)

Service	Price	Delivery after dispatch
Royal Mail International Standard (untracked)	£6 (~kr 78)	3–5 working days
Royal Mail International Tracked	£11 (~kr 142)	3–5 working days

⚠ VAT and fees collected on delivery
Norwegian import VAT and customs charges aren’t collected at checkout. For enamel pins this is normally 25% VAT on the goods and shipping, plus a postal clearance fee, payable by the recipient.

🇨🇭 Switzerland · from £6 (~CHF 6.75)

Service	Price	Delivery after dispatch
Royal Mail International Standard (untracked)	£6 (~CHF 6.75)	3–5 working days
Royal Mail International Tracked	£11 (~CHF 12.40)	3–5 working days

⚠ VAT and fees may be collected on delivery
We don’t collect Swiss VAT or import charges at checkout. Import VAT is normally waived when the tax would be CHF 5 or less, which for our products is roughly an order of CHF 62 including delivery. Above that, 8.1% import VAT plus clearance fees may apply. Swiss customs makes the final assessment.

Can’t find your country, or have a question? Contact us and we’ll help.

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In love with the stickers I purchased... perfect way to jazz up my tumblers and laptop xx

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This little pin is divine! Cute, Sparkly and Sassy! Totally sparks joy! Buy one, you will not be disappointed!

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Amazing pin badge, packaged lovely, fast delivery, excellent service! thank you so much!

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